Frequently Asked Questions

We all need answers from time to time, so, if you have a question, feel free to ask. There are, however, some questions that I can answer for you right away.

  • Can I watch you work?
    • I’m afraid not, no. It’s never as sexy as you think and I work best without an audience (in this case *wink*.) You can, however, receive copies of your work at whatever milestone markers we agree upon.
  • How will I get my audio?
    • I’ll email it directly to you and you can download it from there.
  • I want a story, how long should my story be?
    • A typical 2000 word story consists of a background, a builder and one sex scene/climax, so if you have a very specific scene in mind, I’d recommend that option. If, however, you were wanting more than one ‘event’ to happen – I’d allow 1000 words for each.
  • How many pages will I get?
    • 1000 words is around 4 pages
    • 2000 words will be around 6 pages
    • 3000 words will be approximately 8 pages… I’m sure you’ve spotted the pattern.
  • What types of stuff do you do?
    • I will write and read any kind of erotica you wish, as long as it doesn’t involve underage people or real animals. If you would like a more detailed list of what I am experienced with, then have a look here and if you have any further questions, then feel free to contact me directly.
  • How explicit will it be?
    • It can be as explicit, or suggestive as you like. When you order, you will be asked the level of detail you wish, so select whichever is appropriate for you.
  • Do you do fanfiction?
    • Yes, I do and I also appreciate that specific fandoms requires the characters to be consistent, so if I’m not familiar with the fandom, I’ll research it for you.
  • Can I use this for commercial purposes?
    • If you wish me to create something for you for you to use commercially, that can be arranged. Please indicate that you would like to order this for commercial purposes, otherwise I will retain all rights.
  • Do you do longer works?
    • I don’t go over 10,000 words usually, however, I am willing to discuss your project with you if you had something specific in mind.
  • Do you do gay stuff?
    • Oh yes! Gay, bisexual, queer, trans – the lot. I’m bisexual myself and so am intimately familiar with the community.
  • Yeah, but my kink is weird…are you OK with it?
    • I am, yes. As long as it doesn’t involve real animals or underage persons, I’m fine, but if you would prefer to ask me first, feel free to message me. I assure you, you aren’t alone in your desires.

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