Dear Diary,
I think my lecturer has seen my ‘video’. She was looking at me funny in class and I can’t help but wonder. I couldn’t sit still…
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Dear Diary: I’m Never Drinking Again…
Dear Diary, sorry I haven’t written in a few days. I just haven’t felt up to it.
I’m never drinking again, and now there’s a video of me stripping naked in the town square and running through the water fountains declaring that I’m the Goddess of Love circling the campus.
When I find out who took it, I’m gonna kill them.
Dear Diary: The Sun, It Burns!
See! Students are useful. We aren’t all just alcohol obsessed, sex-crazed bunnies; some of us figure out how to light the world!
Dear Diary: The Pressure is Building…
Oh, my God! Why did I leave this so late? I’ve got three hours until I have to hand it in and I’ve barely written anything! I don’t know what to do! My mind’s completely blank! FUCK!
Dear Diary: Today I Fu*ked Up By…
Dear Diary, or should that be Reddit? Today I Fucked Up by trying to have sex on a beach. Never have sex on a beach. Let me explain.
Dear Diary: The Best Thing About Going on a Date Is…
Guess what? Chrissy wants to go on a date again! It really WAS a date and lesbian sex is AWESOME! I never knew I could have that many orgasms at once! Holy fuck.
Dear Diary: The Problem With Planning Is…
So, it turns out, I’m an accidental genius. Yeah, I know, I’m sooo modest about it, but the professor loved my plan. Like, really loved it. I made that shit up in five minutes on the bus ride to class!
Dear Diary: The Essay Issue…
Dear Diary,
You know what I hate? I hate people who can write essays a bit at a time. What kind of psychopath do you have to be to do that? How can you just do a part of an essay then walk away? I mean, come on, surely it’s all or nothing, right? Who actually plans this shit?
Dear Diary: Let’s figure this out together!
Before I left for Uni, my shrink suggested that I start a diary and, quite frankly, last year was hell, so… Why the fuck not give it a go? I’m halfway across the country from my family and have fuck all else to do with my evenings. Why not see if she was onto something?
Besides, it’s rude not to use gifts.
Happy Holidays!
I’d just like to say a HUGE thank you to everyone that’s joined me on this journey this year. It’s meant the world to me and I look forward to what’s to come for 2022!
Julia Rivers Erotic Audio and Writing 