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So, it turns out, I’m an accidental genius. Yeah, I know, I’m sooo modest about it, but the professor loved my plan. Like, really loved it. I made that shit up in five minutes on the bus ride to class! There’s no way it’s as good as he said.
But the problem now is that I can’t not write what I ‘planned’. If I turn up with something different, I’m screwed. I’m damned if I do and damned if I don’t. I have NO idea how to write to an essay plan and I really have no idea how to explain it to him if I don’t.
Fuck, I’ve screwed myself, haven’t I?
What do I do?
Yeah, yeah, you’re right. I should just stop over-thinking this and go out with Chrissy instead. I’m pretty sure it’s a date and, hell, maybe getting laid will help fix my work-ethic?
Hey, it could happen!