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Day 6
Oh, my God! Why did I leave this so late? I’ve got three hours until I have to hand it in and I’ve barely written anything! I don’t know what to do! My mind’s completely blank! FUCK!
Fuck, why did I spend so long on the beach yesterday? God, I’m such an idiot! Shit, shit, SHIT!
OK, OK, think… Calm down, take a deep breath. You know this stuff. You do. The Professor loved your- THE ESSAY PLAN! OMG, I totally forgot about it! Holy crap! That’s it! I just have to follow what I wrote in the plan!
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OK, this is harder than I thought. I’ve made good arguments, sure, but how am I going to get to the word count? And I’ve got to cite all my sources! Fuck!
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This is it. My life’s over. I have a thousand words to go and I can’t think! I’m going to fail everything and then my parents’ll try to tell me it’s alright as they silently judge me for being such a waste of space! They raised a failure! I’m never going to do this!
Chrissy’s going to DUMP ME!
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I’m not giving up. That’s what they want me to do! I’ll show them all! I’ll write the FUCK out of this essay!
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Fuck, diary, I’m shaking. I handed it in with two minutes to spare and I have no idea if it’s any good. But it’s DONE. I’m going to bed.
There has to be more to life than this…
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