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Sorry I haven’t written in a few days. I just haven’t felt up to it.
I’m never drinking again, and now there’s a video of me stripping naked in the town square and running through the water fountains declaring that I’m the Goddess of Love circling the campus.
When I find out who took it, I’m gonna kill them.
I’d never dare to make such a bold claim. I’m more the Goddess of grumbling about the lack of coffee shops that are open at two in the morning. I’m no Aphrodite. Admittedly, I do look pretty banging in the twinkling lights, but still, why would I ever say that? Someone had to have put me up to it. They’re trying to get Nemesis to come after me, but the jokes on them! I was drunk, so it doesn’t count! (It doesn’t, right? Please tell me I haven’t pissed off the most powerful force in the known universe, please… My head hurts enough as it is.)
God, I really do feel like death. Maybe this is Aphrodite’s punishment? Do you think a fry up at eight at night would be a good idea? I’ve only been up for four hours, so technically it’s breakfast, right?
Fuckit, I don’t care. I need food. If I survive the night, I’ll let you know how it went tomorrow.