Audio – Julia Rivers Erotic Audio and Writing

Eat Your Cake!

What turns you on? Yeah, that’s right, I’m talking specifics. We all have something that presses our particular button, why not cater to yours?

Meditations 7: Erotica is Awesome!

You know what’s great? Sex. You know what’s even better? Yes, that’s right, sex with a plot!

Dear Diary: She’s not even my girlfriend!

Dear Diary,

Chrissy hasn’t stopped messaging me all day. Apparently her flat-mates are asking about me and she isn’t happy. You’d think they’d never seen a naked woman before, the way she’s going on.

Dear Diary: I think my Lecturer’s Seen my Video…

Dear Diary,

I think my lecturer has seen my ‘video’. She was looking at me funny in class and I can’t help but wonder. I couldn’t sit still…

Dear Diary: I’m Never Drinking Again…

Dear Diary, sorry I haven’t written in a few days. I just haven’t felt up to it.

I’m never drinking again, and now there’s a video of me stripping naked in the town square and running through the water fountains declaring that I’m the Goddess of Love circling the campus.

When I find out who took it, I’m gonna kill them.

Dear Diary: The Sun, It Burns!

See! Students are useful. We aren’t all just alcohol obsessed, sex-crazed bunnies; some of us figure out how to light the world!

Dear Diary: The Pressure is Building…

Oh, my God! Why did I leave this so late? I’ve got three hours until I have to hand it in and I’ve barely written anything! I don’t know what to do! My mind’s completely blank! FUCK!

Dear Diary: Today I Fu*ked Up By…

Dear Diary, or should that be Reddit? Today I Fucked Up by trying to have sex on a beach. Never have sex on a beach. Let me explain.

Dear Diary: The Best Thing About Going on a Date Is…

Guess what? Chrissy wants to go on a date again! It really WAS a date and lesbian sex is AWESOME! I never knew I could have that many orgasms at once! Holy fuck.

Dear Diary: The Problem With Planning Is…

So, it turns out, I’m an accidental genius. Yeah, I know, I’m sooo modest about it, but the professor loved my plan. Like, really loved it. I made that shit up in five minutes on the bus ride to class!