Oh, my God! Why did I leave this so late? I’ve got three hours until I have to hand it in and I’ve barely written anything! I don’t know what to do! My mind’s completely blank! FUCK!
Tag Archives: Writing
Dear Diary: Today I Fu*ked Up By…
Dear Diary, or should that be Reddit? Today I Fucked Up by trying to have sex on a beach. Never have sex on a beach. Let me explain.
Dear Diary: The Best Thing About Going on a Date Is…
Guess what? Chrissy wants to go on a date again! It really WAS a date and lesbian sex is AWESOME! I never knew I could have that many orgasms at once! Holy fuck.
Dear Diary: The Problem With Planning Is…
So, it turns out, I’m an accidental genius. Yeah, I know, I’m sooo modest about it, but the professor loved my plan. Like, really loved it. I made that shit up in five minutes on the bus ride to class!
Dear Diary: The Essay Issue…
You know what I hate? I hate people who can write essays a bit at a time. What kind of psychopath do you have to be to do that? How can you just do a part of an essay then walk away? I mean, come on, surely it’s all or nothing, right? Who actually plans this shit?
Dear Diary: Let’s figure this out together!
Before I left for Uni, my shrink suggested that I start a diary and, quite frankly, last year was hell, so… Why the fuck not give it a go? I’m halfway across the country from my family and have fuck all else to do with my evenings. Why not see if she was onto something?
Besides, it’s rude not to use gifts.
Morning Thought: Pace Yourself
When the work is piling up, and it seems like it’s all too much, remember to take a deep breath and pace yourself. Space things out and reward yourself for reaching milestones. You can do it. It’s all OK.
Morning Thought: How to Connect with Characters in Erotica
My darlings, sometimes, the struggle is real. Sometimes you just can’t seem to get into your characters heads. And sometimes, you just plain don’t like them! Here’s how I solve that problem.
Morning Thought: How to get Started in EROTICA!
Want to get started writing erotica but you aren’t sure how? I’ve got you covered. Here are my top tips for breaking into the erotic writing scene!
Morning Thought: The Key to Erotica
What would you say the key to erotica is? The Characters? The plot? The fact that there having sex? Well, my darlings, over my years of writing, I’ve found one thing that transcends all the rest, and it’s something that so many people miss.